вторник, 29 января 2008 г.

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Before marriage:
He : Oh, finally, I have waited for this such a long time.
She : Do you want me to leave ?
He : No, I would not dare to think about it !
She : Do you love me ?
He : Of course, a lot !
She : Did you ever betray me ?
He : No, why do you ask me ?
She : Do you want to kiss me ?
He : Every time I get the chance to do so !
She : Will you ever beat me up ?
He : Are you crazy ? I am not that kind of person !
She : Can I trust you ?
He : Yes !
She : My honey !
After marriage:
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Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.

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